Archive for the 'Great Humor Resource' Category

Ten Steps To Establishing Yourself As An Expert: Steps #1 & #2

Here you are; an expert in search of how to be taken seriously as an expert.
No matter who you are, you wouldn’t be here if you actually were taken seriously as an expert in your field. Were you in that situation, you wouldn’t need to go to the internet to learn how.
And, obviously, had […]

Humor - The Funniest People Of All Time

As a race, we’ve been laughing at one thing or another for a very long time. The number of comic acts that have come and gone over the ages is staggering. Some were good, some were not so, but some were beyond description. These were the best of the best. These […]

Have You Heard the Sound of a Duck at Midnight?

Quaaaaaaack!!!! It was distinctive! Definitely a duck! So what’s so unusual about that, i hear you cry? Well, apart from being in the middle of the night when most good ducks should be sleeping, it was heard while bathing in the hot bore baths of Lightning Ridge opal fields, […]

Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys

Sensational cover up exposed, original Teddy Boyswere really bears all the time.
Thanks to this exclusive Stiffsteiffs exposé, Teddy Boys make their comeback.
Everyone thinks rock and roll kicked off Teddy Boys,but the very name should give you a clue.
This pair, Phil and Don, are tough Teddy Boys.They have teddy tattoos, and they are the ORIGINALTeddy Boys, […]

Jimmy Hoffa Continues To Evade FBI

As the FBI, operating on a tip from a prisoner who reported witnessing suspicious activity on the night of Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, continued to search for the former teamster leader, he was somehow still able to evade capture.
Although Mr. Hoffa disappeared over fifty years ago, no sign of him or his remains have been detected, […]

Our Era of Celebrities and Sex

Paris Hilton, Fred Durst, Rob Lowe, Colin Farrell, Tonya Harding, Kid Rock, Bam Margera, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson.
These celebrities have one thing in common: at least half of America has viewed graphic content from the only private part of their lives.
This celebrity sex tape era stems from our fascination with reality TV and […]

Secret Pooping

I poop. I bet you didn’t know that. Well, it’s true. I poop. That fact has lived with me all my life. Another thing that you might not have known about me is that I am a secret pooper- I poop in private. Now I know what you’re thinking- “everyone poops in private”. NOT TRUE. […]

Writing Articles Using The New Euro-Englisch

It is the news of the day that the European Commission has just announced an agreement, whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. Now that customs barriers have been abrogated, that all member States have adopted a single monetary currency, and that a […]

Similarity Breeds Comedy

My last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Today we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter.
One fine example is a pair of identical twins or two person wearing the same clothes. They naturally appear “odd” or […]

Fishing For Trivia

1. We all know that fish travel in schools, but do you know some other plural fishey names?
A. Clutch
B. Shoal
C. Draft
D. Wave
E. All of the above
F. None of the above
G. B and C
G. B and C
TBD: It should have been wave though, don’t you think?
2. Can […]